24 years old
Grandview, Missouri.
Too many fandoms.
Sarcasm!
Makeup and shit sometimes.
Mostly personal blog with funny crap.
Welcome, I guess.
1 234


to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

SHAKE IT SAPLING

Chris Pratt in the new EW Portraits.

LOOK AT THIS DORK AND HIS STUPIDLY HANDSOME FACE AND GOOFY SMIRK AND ‘OOPS I’M A BADASS HEARTTHROB MY BAD’ SMOLDER UGH WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS

This little krogan had a krantt
This little krogan had none
This little krogan went to Urdnot
And this little krogan went “rawr rawr rawr!” all the way home!

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Hey- Underwear get back here!

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

Game of Thrones Season 4 finale

ranyala:

Show watchers:

image

Book readers:

image

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

curiosity-1234:

thedarklordemma:

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

image

This one looks like a scanner

image

This one poaches eggs too

image

Fucking hamster wheels

image

This ones see through

image

Awesomeness

image

This one hangs on the fucking wall

image

It’s like a flower

image

Hand held toaster

image

Need a reminder? write it on your toast

image

Old school like the old school

image

WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

image

 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

image

image

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .