Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.
"Occasional visits from squid man"
Boy of nine killed himself after he was ‘bullied for being white’ by an Asian gang at school. He was told by other pupils ‘all white people should be dead’ and he was forced to hide from the bullies in the playground at lunchtime.
Don’t you ever try to tell me there is no such thing as racism against white people. And don’t you dare fucking tell me it’s ‘reverse’ racism either.
And this was in the UK. He and his family are in their own country, their own homeland.
Repeat after me: ALL RACISM IS BAD. RACISM AGAINST ANYBODY IS BAD. PERIOD.
PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE. Skin color does NOT matter. RACISM IS BAD. BAD. BAD. Celebrate differences! After all, God loves variety.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
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Snow was so much better when you’re a kid. You go play in it and it’s magical and amazing and fun and cold and then you come inside and have hot cocoa and watch Star Trek or something and holy shit winter’s great!
But then you grow up and now you have to buy your own winter clothes (I really don’t have much because I’m poor) and pay heating bills (not looking forward to that) and your pipes might freeze and burst (which is bad and expensive) and then you have to drive in the winter weather. I learned to drive in the desert. RAIN freaks me out.
I’d better get ready for work, just in case the roads are clear enough to drive on.
WHAT THE FUCK
Just imagine deciding to sign up, then you see this and are like haha no
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
- pretend that you’re doing really important research to help the Winchesters on a hunt
- you’re welcome
How to Study Math:
• pretend you’re translating a tablet
lol yeah girl
I swear I remember reading something about a cluster of nerves in the wall of the vagina somewhere… They just don’t want to admit that they can’t hit the darn thing.
Tomorrow I start working in electronics. I’m nervous because my manager there isn’t working this weekend. I’m stuck with the boys.
I’ve been told not to take any of their advice.
Also, who wants to buy me a Samsung Galaxy S3? <3
How do actors sit through movies starring themselves in it, I can barley walk by a mirror without cringing
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