24 years old
Grandview, Missouri.
Too many fandoms.
Makeup and shit sometimes.
Mostly personal blog with funny crap.
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We should see all the things that make people and the world different and not pretend that we are colorblind or that one story is enough to represent a whole group of people.

Sara Farizan


how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

I hit the ground running

Dumped on Tuesday.

Over it by Friday.

I’m also giving him life coaching.

I am a DAMN good woman. Any guy would be thankful and goddamn lucky to have me. Why let some assholes make me feel insecure?!

As long as I love me and I like me, that’s all that matters. And after a nice bath, I’m thinking “Who the fuck WOULDN’T want me?!”

I’m ready for whatever life throws my way. Nothing can hurt me.

And the man I’m destined to be with? He’s amazing. I haven’t met him yet (probably) but I know that he’s the most incredible man I’ll ever meet. But his awesomeness won’t make me feel insecure or ugly or fat. He’ll think I’m incredible and gorgeous and smart and funny and kind. We’ll lift each other up.

He has an incredible smile. I know it already.

But until Fate decides to toss him into the mix, I’m all I need. 

I know exactly what I want and who I am, and that’s all that matters. Bow down or bow the fuck out.


developing an aesthetic is fun but when youre poor its so risky because once you start youre kind of in this forever. the rest of my life will be spent collecting things to complete the Look

I have like 10. But right now I’ve been stuck in the “alternating a flowy black skirt and yoga pants because my jeans are ill-fitting and I’m not brave enough for the dresses I have and I’m too broke to buy new clothes and I have no idea where the rest of my work clothes are because I don’t have a dresser or closet and my move was very hasty” Look




Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

The Internet is a big place where a lot of people can voice their opinions, and my mother chooses to pick fights with random people from all over the world who don’t have the nicest things to say about me.


Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.


Lindsey Stirling takes an unsuspecting crowd on a spontaneous steampunk pirate adventure in her new video,”Master of Tides.” 
Watch this epic live performance powered by 25 wireless speakers and captured by 15 hidden cameras.




the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.





shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally



We do not comprehend the organic fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and sexually transmitted disease.


He dumped me

Andrew DUMPED me

I’m just so tired of being taken for granted and tossed aside

I’m tired of giving everything I can only to be forgotten

The worst part is that last week I was with someone who has always cared for me and I him and I couldn’t enjoy him because boyfriend and now we’re thousands of miles apart again.

I just can’t deal with all the shit right now.

I don’t want to care anymore.


This is an illustration I did for the August 2014 issue of Popular Science Magazine. The assignment was to show a scifi take on human aging in the future. I wanted to do something relatively positive, so I drew a lady whose life has been been prolonged through cybernetic enhancements and augmentation, so she gets to spend time with her great-great-great-great grandchildren. 

Thanks to AD Michelle Mruk!


quick groot and rocket sketchies.