This is the best thing I have heard all week.
SHAKE IT SAPLING
Chris Pratt in the new EW Portraits.
LOOK AT THIS DORK AND HIS STUPIDLY HANDSOME FACE AND GOOFY SMIRK AND ‘OOPS I’M A BADASS HEARTTHROB MY BAD’ SMOLDER UGH WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS
This little krogan had a krantt
This little krogan had none
This little krogan went to Urdnot
And this little krogan went “rawr rawr rawr!” all the way home!
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.
What the fuck that isn’t safe
No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly.
'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
100lb of Magnetic Putty
science side of tumblr, please explain
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .