24 years old
Grandview, Missouri.
Too many fandoms.
Sarcasm!
Makeup and shit sometimes.
Mostly personal blog with funny crap.
Welcome, I guess.
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unpetitlapinou:

p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

thetroylerphangirl:

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

slay those shorts girl

WERK THEM SHORTS YOU GORGEOUS WOMAN

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

asylum-art:

Creative Sculptures by Hedi Xandt

Hedi Xandt imagines impressive sculptures. Mixing styles and materials with talent, the artist invites us to discover his dark and intense universe.

cocksucking-accent:

emilymarie38:

shiny-things-i-found:

dreamrunnercarnival:

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

are you satan

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

this is beautiful

Be my friend

Marvel’s Chris trifecta

jiinsy:

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

image

I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

okay but have you seen him since he grew up tho

he certainly became a merMAN

forgivetheinsubordination:

Just like the video thumbnail says, this is an N7 inspired makeup tutorial, as requested by an anon. 

forgivetheinsubordination:

Got my space boyfriend here too