24 years old
Grandview, Missouri.
Too many fandoms.
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Makeup and shit sometimes.
Mostly personal blog with funny crap.
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basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

I was only a kid when [I left Earth], and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.”

dyerrmaker:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Always reblog.

sarahj-art:

Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.

By Sarah Johnson [tumblr | website | store]

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

dorkery:

misandry-mermaid:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

omg and then image

from (x)

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

no no no

the COFFEE one

THE ANEMIA ONE

blametherapistneverthevictim:

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

  • The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

This actually really sickens me… so glad I live in Canada even though health care here is going to shit I couldn’t imagine living like this. I heard in the US it costs 60,000 to have a baby in the hospital, and this? this should be illegal.

RecoveringWithYou

operationfailure:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?