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Strength wasn‘t about being able to do everything alone. Strength was knowing when to ask for help and not being too proud to do it.
― Karen Marie Moning (via psych-quotes) ←

Strength wasn‘t about being able to do everything alone. Strength was knowing when to ask for help and not being too proud to do it.
― Karen Marie Moning (via psych-quotes) ←

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

natasharvmanoff:

next year i’ll go to comic con with a book full of jokes and read them all to chris evans until he starts laughing and grabs my left boob

Anonymous asked: Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you

amydentata:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

That deescalated quickly

All hail fat pirate dragon-worshiping feminists!

sewserif:

This little guy just wants to make sure you enjoy your cup of tea, and have a friend! Resting on the edge of most mugs and cups, he’ll happily hold your teabag string, or tea ball chain, so it doesn’t fall in. Never fish for those tags again!

Made from hard-baked polymer clay, this tea bag buddy is painted and glazed with non-toxic materials, making him food safe. But not microwave or dishwasher safe! Do NOT place in microwave, oven, or dishwasher, and do not submerge in water for long periods of time.
Clean with a damp cloth or paper towel, and set aside to dry. Store in a cool and dry place when not in use.

Small parts, not suitable for children under five. This is not a toy, please handle with care! Should anything break, please collect all the pieces and contact me immediately.

Find the small octofriend here, and the large one here, only on the Muddle Designs’ Etsy!

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

castiel-knight-of-hell:

this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me

vinebox:

Relationship goals.

uncreativeart:

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[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline

for aggressivelyfwddwarves]

Anonymous asked: Do they teach sandwich making in the KGB?

planetniles:

agentrodgers:

you know it

In soviet union sandwich goes into woman and makes kitchen. Big spacious kitchen for the glory of mother Russia!

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.